If you need an emotional support squirrel

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You can have the little bastard who is digging up my garden and eating all my bird food. Free. No shipping charges. Though according to the BBC news site you will need a licence.

Don't try taking it on a plane though, apparently like peacocks they are not allowed.

I have an emotional support cat who would eat the emotional support squirrel, but I appreciate your kind offer anyway.

I used to have an emotional support slow-worm.

I’d take the squirrel. Used to have one in my garden missing a leg and a tail, and he could have won gold in the squirrel Paralympics, easily.