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Please help me name my invisible dog

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SheldonandPenny · 14/10/2018 12:46

He is unregistered, without a name, medium sized, curly apricot coat. He is definitely a boy, by that I mean that I can see a penis. I don't know what his sexual preferences are nor his gender identity, so all names considered. Actually in addition, I am thinking of getting him a playmate who might be a bitch so all names are in the mix for both dogs. Right here goes - not Rufus nor Rex, not children's names. He's a dog not a fourth child. I am open to flights of fancy and offers of seriousness- Thanking you....

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Gammeldragz · 14/10/2018 12:48

Wherewolf

SheldonandPenny · 14/10/2018 12:49

Grinwith sidekick Fangerella? Or is that too theatrical?...

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BestIsWest · 14/10/2018 12:51

Sparky.

DS owned an imaginary dog called Sparky for a long time. I once found myself going back home to get him when we forgot him one morning.

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MrsTommyBanks · 14/10/2018 12:51

He sounds like a Horacio to me.

SheldonandPenny · 14/10/2018 12:57

BestIsWest - how could you??!!! Did he forgive you?

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justilou1 · 14/10/2018 13:04

It’s nearly Halloween. Can only be Beetlejuice!

Fluffyears · 14/10/2018 14:06

Our imaginary dog is called Scamp. He’s a daft golden retriever. If we are going on
Holiday we’ll say Scamp has holiday hat, new ball and lead all read.

KurriKurri · 14/10/2018 14:26

Gravity

BestIsWest · 14/10/2018 21:48

The dog or the child Sheldon?

DeathyMcDeathStarFace · 14/10/2018 22:20

Claude as in Claude Rains who used to be The Invisible Man.

Haffdonga · 14/10/2018 22:24

Ds's invisible dogs' names were Harrison and Good Dog (always a literal lad was ds).

Clankboing · 14/10/2018 22:33

Pippin (remember Aunty Mabel and Come Outside).

cantfindamoniker · 15/10/2018 00:05

Don't tell unnamed dog(s) but I really want Pippin...not Auntie Mabel, 'though the aeroplane would be cool...sigh

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