What do I do

[princesseugenie]

OK so there's a man in my bed snoring his life away, and tbh I want him to wake up and go home
We went for a drink, came back to mine, and had couple hours of fun. I don't feel like I want him all night here, he's asleep and I wouldn't fall asleep as long as he is here.
Any ideas? I don't want to be rude but then again I'm not his gf or anything, it was just a hook up

I'd wake him up!!!

And say what....?

Is he able to drive? Walk home? If so wake him up and say you struggle to sleep with anyone in your bed? Or alternatively be decent and leave him be?

I would be honest and say he needs to go home as he had fallen asleep

Yeah he drives, it's a 20 mins drive back for him. I just want him gone now, if he wants to sleep, he can do this in his own bed.

Wake him gently with a cup of tea. Tell him you've got to be up early, things to do. I hope he isn't too over the limit to drive!

If he is over the limit order him a taxi
Sorry if I sound blunt...

He's not over the limit, he had one drink. He just woke up, I told him he can't stay here, he rolled over and snores again.
Ffs!

Id prod him awake op!

So sorry OP but I'm howling at this post.

That's fine, I'd be howling too lol

OK we got some progress, woke him up and offered a cuppa, he wanted coffee instead....he's drinking coffee

I'd definitely give off a few yawns..

Next time make the coffee warm instead of hot. Flick the little half way through it boiling.. doesnt take them as long to drink & leave

Hallelujah he's gone, took ages for that penny to drop. Im going to sleep ;)