Im dying for a chinese takeawy

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But i havent a pot to piss in.

I have food in the house but its nothing i want to eat.I would sell my granny for a special curry fried rice and chips.

Can you make something similar from what you have in?

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No i had an unexpected birthday party and a few bits crop up.

Theres nothing i fancy to eat in the house.

Bet if you list all your 'ingredients' a super chef mner will advise!!

Right, do you have rice?

Do you have anything you can make into a curry - chicken, veg (even frozen), meat, fish?
Do you have potatoes? Sweet potatoes? Oven chips? Waffles?
What spices do you have? Curry powder, ginger, garlic, chicken stock?

I just want to pick up the phone and order,no cooking.Ahh

Well if you’ve got nowt you can’t have one