Just a rant really- I have one Dd who has just been diagnosed with constipation and I’m just willing her to poo soon, rather than just do little stringy bits in her pants every half an hour.
And I have one Ds who went to a friend’s house after school this afternoon and shat himself randomly in their newly carpeted playroom - he told me he didn’t make it to the toilet in time and I was fucking mortified to be handed a Sainsbury’s carrier bag full of shit-stained school uniform.
Am so fed up with dealing with poo today- why can’t they just do it in the toilet like everyone else!
Rant over, sorry everyone. It’s just so demoralising to be wiping up poo/thinking about poo/ washing clothes full of poo/ apologising to people about poo all the frigging time.
Am off for a massive glass of wine now.