Best Ever Overheard Snippets from Strangers (Eavesdroppings)

[strawberrisc]

I used to have a book by Nigel Rees called “Eavesdroppings”. It was full of snippets of snatched bits of conversations that people heard on buses or in the street as people passed etc. and really appealed to my daft sense of humour.

I’ve just Googled an example (not from his book).

Overheard a couple on the street: "It just fucking hurts when you bite my dick!"

What’s the best thing you’ve overheard or wish you knew the backstory to?

2 males next to me and a friend in a pub

Man 1 "it's not fair, you have to tell them"

Man 2 "I know, but it's so hard"

Man 1 "think of the kids"

Man 2 "but I love them both"

Man 1 "I know but it's not fair, you have to choose"

I would like to think he was talking about 2 holiday destination choices.