Thank goodness it's a rarity. (knitted trousers!)

[MrsGollach]

www.johnlewis.com/modern-rarity-j-js-lee-rib-knitted-trousers-camel/p3777600

Modern Rarity is right! 😱

My life! That is baaad! 😖

Big big lolz, especially the PP saying be careful not to get them wet, I can't stop laughing 😂. I reckon they were never available in the small and larger sizes.. there is just no way they have been sold out! Not even in London 😂😂

Brown knitted cropped flares. I'm rarely speechless.

They aren't that bad!!

No Becca - they're WORSE!

My fucking oath!

Hahahahhahahhhh I very much needed a laugh tonight, so thank you.

Imagine the camel toe!

Awful styling with those shoes too.

Eight size 12s still in stock ladies, but only two size 14s. Buy now or be forever disappointed...

I'm going to have to keep checking in to see if stock levels have gone down. Surely to God no sane human would buy these?

I clicked thinking "if they are knitted then you could at least wear them as pyjamas when camping" but you couldn't, because that flare would have them rucked up your legs and over your knees!

They look like giant baggy sleeves.

Those shoes though they are pretty vile too the whole outfir is just ridiculous

They look like a rejected Star Wars costume idea.

Got it in one.

This is the bestest thread ever. 😊

The outfit was hideous but when teamed with the shoes.....

Actually made me laugh out loud.

Did someone have a washing disaster?

Did John Lewis feel left out of the 'have you seen this godawful garment' threads?

I quite like the trousers however they will stretch horribly out of shape in about an hour so I will not be purchasing.

The shoes posted upthread look the like illegitimate love children of cousin It.

I noticed none of the pictures has the model's face showing - I can just imagine the conversation as they persuaded her to model it!

I like them and the outfit
As usual I like everything that mn'ers rip yo shreds. If not post about hating anyone's outfit

My children are the height of fashion! There is a matching jacket too. Btw on a small child it is cute and cosy but an adult

It looks better in the camouflage green of your picture - plus, as you say, on a two-year-old . . .

Haha I like them, I already have a knitted coordinating set of culottes and jumper though so I won't be purchasing.

You do know that you've outed yourself, don't you silk? Because no-one . . . NO-ONE . . . else, anywhere in the world will own that combination and be prepared to wear it.

If you are seen in public, your cover is blown.

Her surname was Williams, no idea her first name

My teachers all had the same first name - "Miss".

• rip
• I'd

I noticed none of the pictures has the model's face showing - I can just imagine the conversation as they persuaded her to model it!

I can only imagine that her budgie needed major surgery.

Modern Rarity. I wonder why.

When I was small I had a knitted swimming costume, made by my mother. I remember wearing it in our paddling pool, and how it used to sag when I stood up. I can imagine these trousers reacting in much the same way, if they were to get really wet. Maybe that's why they are crops now? In case they really stretch when they get wet :)