To think that CF actually meant.....

[Anotheronefortheroad]

Cunt face and not cheeky fucker! I defy you all not to hear cunt face now!

I prefer it. But I'm in a bad mood today.

I thought it meant Colin firth in my defence I was sleep deprived and couldn't for the life of me understand the complaint

I also thought it meant cunt face

I used to think STBXH had something to do with Steve the Bastard Ex Husband

@MrsTommyBanks I’ve had a fitful today also, have some wine!

@abbispatacus that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all day!,

I always want to call it cunt fucker

@Anotheronefortheroad

Sadly no wine for me. I am going with orange smarties

It's always been cunty fucker to me.

I thought it was cunt fucker.

@mamamilkmachine - we’re on the same wavelength!!

I think it was originally cunt face on here but cheeky fucker came later?

fishfingersandketchup I thought it meant Stupid Bastard ex-husband!

Oh this is brilliant, making me howl! My first mumsnet post so I want to reply to eneryone but probs can’t! #cuntfucker #cuntface

I know what it means, but initially I thought it was cunty fucker.

to me it still means cunty fucker as I first thought

Well that makes more sense than Steve! God knows how I came up with that.

Snap - cunty fucker and always will be

I'm crying at Steve (a much hated very abusive ex)

Anotheronefortheroad
Nice first post

I thought it was originally cheeky friend but a few readers assumed cheeky fucker?
I much prefer cunty fucker though! Or Colin Firth.
Or CCFF! Cunty Colin Fucker Firth. What are the chances of that being on his birth certificate?

I also used to read STBXH as Stupid Bastard Ex Husband but prefer Steve, the Cunty Fucker.

I always read STBXH as shitting bolloxing ex husband. I don’t know why.

I knew CF was cheeky fucker though.

I've got the hang of it now but early days I always read it as "clusterfuck" which still made sense.

@BendAndLoft i think that's right, from a post where the poster called her friends NF and Cf for nice friend and cheeky friend and somewhere along the thread it got turned to cheeky fucker, Cant remember what it was about but i think it was a long thread, most likely pretty good reading ( even if the situation was frustrating for the original poster)

I thought it was cunty fucker!