No Bare Bums on the Sofa

[AlecOrAlonzo]

I'm thinking of getting one of those family rules plaques. You know the sort of thing? Painted on a bit of drift wood or a battered bit of tin. Things that are really essential to my family. This is number one.

What other rules do I need?

Some excellent suggestions. I'm thinking:

Finished Fruit in the Compost (Not Behind the Telly)

Stop Shouting At Each Other (and Me)

You Do Need Your Coat

Point your piss into the toilet (as opposed to literally everywhere but)

No willies at or on the table.

No bums on mummy & daddy's bed.

It won't fall off if you're not holding it 24/7.

Pants must be worn at the dinner table.

Finish the load of bread that's already open before you start the new one.
Ditto the fruit that's left from last week's shop before you start on the stuff from this week's shop.

Do they think it's going to reverse it's freshness or something by leaving it there?🤦

Cups (and all other crockery) live in the kitchen not the bedroom.

Don't put your testicles on your brothers toast

Is that a regular occurrence tccat? I mean does it need sign to remind? Oh goodness I hope it doesn't need a sign

tccat

I'd love to say they were toddlers, but they were 18 and 21 at the time

Dont wipe the boogers off your fingers onto the wall

When sliding down the banisters, pay attention to the presence of newel posts