If you could get scout badges (or guide) for adult life, what would you get

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If scout or guide badges were given out for adult life skills - which ones would you get?

I reckon I could pass 'making a good cheese sauce' and 'advanced excel skills'.

Fluffy pancake making and edible meal from store cupboard staples.

Id also nail hanging up washing, i have a system

Staying quiet and nodding while other people talk shit.

Cheerfulness in the face of adversity.

Do I give a shit badge 😂

My mousaka is definitely worth a badge.

Now, I’m really curious about your laundry hanging technique timeforabiscuit, even though I use a tumble drier, and hangers in the airing cupboard!

Horizon scanning
Principal swallowing
Boredom busting
Taking windows of opportunity
Loosing my temper
Cookie baking
Production of endless bland meals

Being able to be in the same room when the same episode of class dismissed/absolute genius (insert child's favourite TV programme) is on for the tenth time without shouting at someone. Sounds easier than it is, up to the sixth time is not too bad, the ninth and tenth are agonising.

Hot flushing

I'd get:

• making a meal for 4 feed 8 (including 4 hungry teens) when DC invite friends round without any notice
• carrying on an almost sensible phone call whilst WW3 is breaking out in the same room
• Making appropriate noises whilst mentally making a shopping list/deciding what to have for dinner/considering a work issue when MIL or DM tell me another exciting story about the minor ailments of someone I can't remember ever meeting
• Prioritising a million work/home tasks to avoid disaster without staying up all night every night

Making it through the day without a nap

Insomnia
Mine craft
Pretending to give a shit

Jesus, Bikerunski, can you swallow a whole Principal in one go?
Well done!
I suppose it’s the Vice Principal that gives the most trouble, having concealed weapons etc. 😀

Getting through Christmas with the in laws badge ?

Yup pretending to give a shit. I’d have an armful of those fucking badges.

Touché UserHistory.
Principle swallowing too (via Tongue Biting and Taking the Moral High Ground).

For being a pretty amazing person !

Yorkshire pudding making.
Veg growing.
Ego destroying.
Biscuit eating.

According to my DH I'd get a
Snoring badge 💤

Napping

Using Google to find out how to fix my computer. I am dead good at that.

A Getting Shit Done Badge.

A Cleaning Up After Lazy Fuckers Badge.

A Simmering Resentment for 2 Above 2 Badges.

Making The Perfect G and T Badge.

Putting a film on and being asleep within 15 minutes badge.

I have invested countless hours practising for my "watching a child play a sport" badge.

I have advanced level finding things and also the being a walking calendar badge in the bag.

Surviving extreme sleep deprivation