If you could get scout badges (or guide) for adult life, what would you get

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If scout or guide badges were given out for adult life skills - which ones would you get?

I reckon I could pass 'making a good cheese sauce' and 'advanced excel skills'.

No one has ever praised me, ever for the following and I'm quite annoyed now I stop to think about it:

Houseplants thrive under my care badge
Excellent laundry v washing line system badge
Doing more elder care than my sister despite her having no kids and loads of money - Advanced level
Not revealing my bitterness - Queens Award

Miss marple.. I'm with you there.

Hiding chocolate.
Listening to dm recounting me her weeks a activities on the phone and saying mmm for 20 minutes. Then not giving a shit!

Locating lost socks in the wash.

Smiling whist mother in law criticises me again.

Staying Alive.

And, being able to tune out from every social media ever.

That will keep you. Alive. And healthy.

Work bathroom stealth poo badge.

Miss Marple, is fantastic. A Clam intelligence gently in control..

Negotiating DWP benefits badge
Successful Return item to amazon badge
Rescue iPhone after dropping down loo with rice badge
Change a utilty provider badge

Set up new TV/laptop badge
Teach older person how to use internet for shopping badge
Measure self for a bra that fits epic badge!

The human white noise machine badge, it really does help DD sleep, I shussssssssh a lot and consider myself a shushing pro.

Urbanbeetler I hear you

Am also up for the Finding Things for other people badge, with special reference to I've Already Looked There and I Could've Sworn It Was There A Minute Ago.

Never seem to have the same number of socks at the end of the washing as there was at the beginning though, obviously need to work on that one

Making a bad first impression badge