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Tell me a lie to make me happy

18 replies

CoperCabana · 06/10/2018 17:06

Just need to believe this for a bit as it’s the weekend and I want to be happy.

I am 48. I have had a few years of irregular periods. The last few have been super heavy. This cycle the palpitations have stepped up and I have had the constant jitters since the last period. This is it right, my periods are about to end right?

Happy to return the favour if anyone needs a little lie to keep them happy!

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CoperCabana · 06/10/2018 17:46

Anyone?

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Magmatic80 · 06/10/2018 17:49

Yep, this is totally it.

Could you just tell me DP and FIL will stop what they’re doing immediately I have finished the delicious dinner I’m making, and come and eat it while it’s still hot?

Harleypuppy · 06/10/2018 17:51

Yes, they're coming to the table now.
Please tell me that my ds1 will listen to me and fully engage in occupational therapy and anger management. He has asd.

abbsisspartacus · 06/10/2018 17:54

Get your thyroid checked if it's that a couple of pills will fix you up

Cake eaten standing up has no calories,#trufact

betweenhillsandsea · 06/10/2018 17:59

Tell me dh has planned, bought and prepared dinner for us tonight....

flapjackfairy · 06/10/2018 18:00

Here's a lie to keep you happy,
Things can only get better !
And another one , there is nothing to fear but fear itself ! Who made up that pile of nonsense ?
PS hope this is the end for you ( period depart that is not in general )
Grin

bellinisurge · 06/10/2018 18:07

Brexit is going to be a huge success- sorry for going there.

abbsisspartacus · 06/10/2018 18:11

The light at the end of the tunnel is a train but don't worry there is a leaf on the tracks

Iputthescrewinthetuna · 06/10/2018 19:35

That my children will sleep in tomorrow. Just until 7ish will be fine.

CoperCabana · 06/10/2018 19:53

They definitely will iput! Enjoy your evening in that knowledge! Grin

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CoperCabana · 06/10/2018 19:53

Between how was your dinner?

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CoperCabana · 06/10/2018 19:54

Huge relief about Brexit!

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Iputthescrewinthetuna · 06/10/2018 20:42

I have just been reminded of a promise I made to DD. She got a telescope for her birthday but has not been able to ise it yet due to clouds. I promised her I would wake at 4am to see if it is clear to look at the moon 🙄

MorningsEleven · 06/10/2018 21:26

You're going to win the lottery next week

CoperCabana · 06/10/2018 22:05

Happy 4am wake up!

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betweenhillsandsea · 06/10/2018 22:10

@CoperCabana I had a bowl of Shreddies Grin

CoperCabana · 06/10/2018 22:19

Shreddies are a super food! 😂

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Iputthescrewinthetuna · 07/10/2018 11:01

Well I got up and the moon was still not up. Could I get back to sleep? Noooo!
I have to go get my eyebrows done and really don't feel like it. DP has just offered to do them? Should I let him? 😬

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