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Poem for Gwyneth's wedding

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MapleLeafRag · 28/09/2018 10:25

According to the Daily Snail, Goopy maybe getting married soon so I've written a little poem Grin

I'm getting married in the morning
Hiss hiss the fanny-steamer chimes
Bring out the love eggs
Plate up the raw veg
And get me to the church on time!

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Saggingninja · 14/10/2018 14:54

I've only just read this.

It's very funny !! xx

jacksonmaine · 26/01/2019 22:36

@MapleLeafRag Grin we need another verse! Grin

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