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When people put 2 and 2 together and make 50 million!

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FurryAndObnoxious · 28/09/2018 10:12

Ok so those people who you can't say anything too as it sticks forever!!

  1. I told my housemate I didn't like prawns (the only food I won't eat) and all of sudden it's in her head I'm a really fussy eater
  1. I say to my colleague I'm going running with my mate tonight. All of a sudden I'm obsessed with my weight ! Totally untrue

3 I tell my MIL I'm going to look at a particular nursery and all of a sudden my child is going into full time nursery. Erm no he's not as i work part time

And so on. I'm going to stop talking to people hahaaha

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SodTheBloodyLotOfThem · 28/09/2018 10:18

Clearly you're putting your son into nursery full time so you can dedicate yourself to your new extreme diet and fitness regime. It needs time because you're such a fussy eater 😂😂😂

I agree, people love letting their imaginations run away with them.

HowlsMovingBungalow · 28/09/2018 10:23

There is a shit load of those types on here! Grin

FurryAndObnoxious · 28/09/2018 10:24

hahaha and because I have a son I must be desperate for a daughter wtf

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TheHatOfDoom · 28/09/2018 10:27

I took part in a sport for 10 years and gave it up last year. I hadn’t been enjoying it as much for a year or so due to some changes to the club and then the opportunity came up to do another hobby I was interested in at a time and place that fitting with my life better. I decided I didn’t have time for both so gave up my sport and a year later don’t really miss it.

But according to several people I really gave it up because my health is deteriorating and I am no longer well enough to do it but ashamed to admit that.

I do have a disability but it’s not degenerative and I’m as well as I ever was...

HowlsMovingBungalow · 28/09/2018 10:29

Best one that I had was I got divorced so I could be housed and get benefits.

Yeah because that's a easy way out ... Hmm

FurryAndObnoxious · 28/09/2018 10:53

Grin people are shit

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