you couldn't make this up!

[mckenzie]

1. I'm prepping dinner and chopped some red chilli, scoop the seeds etc into the food waste bin.

1. I'm full of cold and even have a nasty boil like think on one nostril where Ive had to blow my nose so much.

1. Today, I couldn't get the normal klennex and bought a cheaper, supermarket own brand, box of tissues.

1. I had a massive sneeze and grabbed a tissue, blew my nose and the tissue tore quite badly so my finger was touching my nose, right where the boil like thing is.

Remember point number 1?
My nose is now on fire!!!!!!!!

I've had similar chilli mishaps, usually of the absent mindedly rubbing my eyes type.

glad it's not only me

Same thing happened using cheap bog roll, be thankful it's just your nose!!!

urgh!! with red chilli's on your hand?
You have my deepest sympathy.

Indeed, red chili peppers, we had guests coming to dinner at the time and it was the most uncomfortable evening of my life. Since that day, whenever possible I use chili from a tube!

Ha ha...my DH once scratched his balls after eating chilli Doritos!

At least your toilet roll didn’t rip 😂