No, not pregnant. 99% sure I'm not pregnant.
This isn't the first time this has happened. Maybe it's the start of the whole menopause process - I'm nearly 40. I get the aches for a few days, but nothing. And then eventually it comes along.
Anything I can do to speed it up arriving? I unfortunately don't own any white trousers, and my sofa is a wipe-clean brown leather, and sadly not cream fabric.
I have thought about booking a bikini wax, going swimming. Anything else that's bound to make it come along?!