I was reflecting on all the brain farts I've had over time.
I get really nervous when I first meet someone and this comes out in me talking bollocks... the more I talk the more crap comes out and then I talk more to cover it up it's a vicious cycle!
The first time I attended my dp parents Sunday meal I started talking uncontrollably... I was telling them about the woods we have moved near and I wanted to tell them that a neighbour had told me about the badgers and deers that lived there.
Instead I excitedly told them about all the bears and beavers there... I was fuckin adamant... they just looked at me like 
( I live now where near these animals)
Please make me feel less haunted by sharing your tales of bat shittiness...