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Who is the yukkiest person you've ever gone out with?

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FurryandObnoxious · 24/09/2018 18:42

See who can top this. i went out with a guy when I was 18. I was not worldly wise at all! I was a virgin and I suspect he had a bet with his mates to have sex with me. When in public he used to put his hands down my knickers yuk. When I moved away he called me a prude. Once he was drunk and kept pointing at my face and saying there's something on your face. Once we were in a bar and he kicked off on me and told me he had genital warts. I never saw him again and did not shag him!!! Fuck he was too odd

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FurryandObnoxious · 24/09/2018 19:32

just me then hahaha

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DoILookArsed · 24/09/2018 20:31

I went out with a guy who ironed his money. One who farted non stop and one who was obsessed with his ex

ShirleyPhallus · 24/09/2018 20:34

One who had the thinnest penis ever that it would jab my cervix every time we had sex. Another who was absolutely insistent on house security to the point where I felt like if there was a fire I’d never get out because he was so weird about locking windows (even on upper floors) and then removing the keys

FurryandObnoxious · 24/09/2018 20:42

Weirdos. This weird guy seriously put me off men for years

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LemonysSnicket · 24/09/2018 21:22

An ex who o was with for 2 years, I was a teen too. Nice lad, started off very cute. Put on 3 stone, got a gland issue and stank and had blackheads so large from not cleaning himself they looked like warts Envy

FurryandObnoxious · 24/09/2018 21:32

Yuk. Looking back he was actually disgusting. I think he loved that I was young and a virgin. It makes me shudder now. Yuk yuk yuk

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