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crazy neighbour

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6demandingchildren · 24/09/2018 14:29

I am to scared to post in AIBU, but this morning I got a note through the door from my neighbour it was addressed to my house number and it says that my cat (WITH THE RED COLLAR) has been in her garden and it has given her dogs fleas, she is wanting the cost of the flea treatment £92 for shampoo, tablets, spot on and vets consultaion and the injection.
would it be rude to post a note back saying its like eating a tin of beans and knowing what bean made you fart? (lighthearted)
her house is one of 4 that are at the side of my house.

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HappyBumbleBee · 26/09/2018 21:43

I posted but somehow missed two pages of hilarity.... OMG lol
How bloody mortifying.... Defending your darling Percy against leaving 2 very important members of his flea circus behind to take up residence on her darling doggies body - only to find out he nicked their whole roast chicken haha ha ha......
Oh to be a fly on their wall, but that would be a whole other story lol. Grin

Weathermonger · 26/09/2018 21:43

Maybe we can start a "Go Fund Me Page" for Percy's exploits. I have 4 cats too, but none have ever stolen a chicken (my dog ate a pan of tandoori chicken tho'). Would have loved to have seen Percy leg it with the roast.

Claw001 · 26/09/2018 22:07

Good for you OP. A happy ending ❤️

VelociraptorRex · 26/09/2018 22:45

Hahaha go Percy, sorry OP but your cat is brilliant Grin

StrangeLookingParasite · 26/09/2018 23:28

Perky, you naughty bugger.

BigStripeyBastard · 26/09/2018 23:37

Can we please have a picture of Big Butch Percy?

Ollivander84 · 26/09/2018 23:51

My cat traumatised my neighbour Blush
He's very good normally and nervous but he snuck into her house via the catflap and sat silently by her chair until she stood up and then miaowed. She said she nearly dropped her cup of tea on him in shock Blush
The next time he snuck in and stood behind her while she was washing up and made her jump again. She said he's like a ghost cat Grin

Coolaschmoola · 27/09/2018 00:05

My mum died last year and we've just sold the house. Over the summer her next door neighbour sent me a £700 bill because her dog allegedly had severe poisoning from allegedly eating the fallen petals from a 40 odd year old, NON TOXIC tree.

Mind you, that's nothing compared to the £4000 claim she put in to our insurance company because the rain from our roof apparently travelled HORIZONTALLY from our side, across her entire roof, splashed down onto herdrive at the side of her house and allegedly CRACKED it! Magic sidewards rain!

Littlechocola · 27/09/2018 00:14

Is this why your ds wants a vegetarian roast in return for posting your (hilarious) letter? He’s worried that Percy will eat the chicken?

Rest in peace dear old fleas. Flowers

cantfindname · 27/09/2018 04:52

Brilliant thread x

Troels · 27/09/2018 07:46

LOL Your Percy is legend nicking a whole chicken.
My friend was telling us one day how her young black lab had come home with a whole rack of ribs in his mouth, completly wrapped in plastic and frozen solid, we lived in a hot country so it must have come fresh from someones freezer All a big mystery.
The I went to one of her neighbours to see a patient as I was a district nurse at the time. She was telling me how she had been in her garage and was getting something from the freezer when a big black dog ran through and grabbed some meat and ran off out of the back door, never seen him since. I didn't let on I knew where it had gone or who'd dog it was. My friend was mortified when she found out, but her and the family had enjoyed the ribs on the BBQ The also fixed the fence where the dog was escaping.

DarlingNikita · 27/09/2018 10:54

Could we have a pic of the cat? I love him a little bit.

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6demandingchildren · 27/09/2018 16:38

Omg if I write what he has just come home with no one is going to believe me, I'm back off round to the neighbors.

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BastardGoDarkly · 27/09/2018 17:05

Tell us!!!??

Percy looks stuffed Grin

notapizzaeater · 27/09/2018 17:14

He looks satisfied 😀.

I'd give him veg roast for his tea .!

LanguidLobster · 27/09/2018 17:16

Percy looks...stoned?!

Have you overdone it on the catnip?

PoisonousSmurf · 27/09/2018 17:17

So you gave the batshit crazy NDN money? All because they alledged that your cat had pinched their steaming hot chicken dinner?
Watch out...
They are going to find other ways to get you to pay Shock

hettie · 27/09/2018 17:18

Methinks Percy has been a very naughty boy

MingaTurtle · 27/09/2018 17:19

Isn’t this exactly the circumstances that Judge Rinder was designed to deal with?

ohfourfoxache · 27/09/2018 17:26

You can’t just leave us in suspense!

Aprilshowersnowastorm · 27/09/2018 17:37

A pair of ndn pants?!

DarlingNikita · 27/09/2018 17:39

He looks like he's eaten a Christmas turkey Grin

CrazyDaisy2018 · 27/09/2018 17:42

Oh please be a pair of ndn's pants!

Got to love a thieving cat! Grin Hopefully they'll start to see the funny side of it soon OP!

My friends cat came home one day with a sausage. Still hot, straight off someone's bbq! Had singed wiskers and everything! V proud of himself he was!

CrazyDaisy2018 · 27/09/2018 17:43

Or is that the NDN's DOG he's sitting on in the pic?! Now that would be funny!

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6demandingchildren · 27/09/2018 18:16

I knew it was him who had the chicken as he threw it up on the kids school bag.
And yes it was a pair of flowery knickers.

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