Let's have a worst garden thing for sale on Facebook near me competition. I'll go first....

[Themidnightcircus]

with this lovely winning item

A rusty bench that is seriously described as being in 'good condition', for £45!

And I suspect this advert for garden slabs is a joke

A free rockery

Someone near me is selling 500(!) garden ornaments as a job lot. Which includes a giant ET who looks terrifying in stone.

Chilling!

Gunpowder... that's hilarious😂😂😂

I want an ET, where do I get one,

One of the first results when I searched for garden, strangely