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Would anyone like to see my ugly parsnip?

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Omega16 · 23/09/2018 13:39

I thought I would get the ugly veg in the delivery today as it's cheaper. Just wanted to share this beauty...

Would anyone like to see my ugly parsnip?
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Coconutcreampie · 23/09/2018 13:41

It's magnificent

Wingbing · 23/09/2018 13:41

A thing of beauty. I raise you an ugly carrot.

Would anyone like to see my ugly parsnip?
Urbanbeetler · 23/09/2018 13:42

It looks like Dobby’s naked lower half.

BishopstonFaffing · 23/09/2018 13:42

That parsnip is blatantly about to wank.

Scifi101 · 23/09/2018 13:43

Not much useable parsnip on it!!!!

DisplayPurposesOnly · 23/09/2018 13:44

That parsnip is a one-armed man, isn't it.

LanguidLobster · 23/09/2018 13:44

Shock Don't you be dissing your beautiful parsnip, it might develop issues

There, there little parsnip.

Be difficult to peel though, wouldn't it?!

SleepFreeZone · 23/09/2018 13:47

I’m so glad food is finally getting treated as food. I couldn’t care less if my veg is wonky or not.

Omega16 · 23/09/2018 13:47

I got two massive ones and one the looked like a sperm. They are in the pot, but couldn't bring myself to dismember peel this one.

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LittleMissNaice · 23/09/2018 13:47

urbanbeetler

GrinGrin I'll never be able to look at Dobby the same again

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