Half an hour ago I put some chips in the oven, whilst me and DD(23) reminisce and search on YouTube for children's telly songs. There we are in full swing of Bear in The Big Blue House goodbye song, Disney's Out of the Box and 64 Zoo Lane and I say, 'are my chips ready yet?' But no! Are they fuck. I open the oven and they aren't there because I got them out of the freezer and switch the oven on, but forgot to put the two actions together!!
Bollocks! The chips are still frozen and I'm still bleedin hungry! Still, I've had a great hour with DD singing at the top of our voices! 