Irritating Celebrities

[VinceTheMafiaBoss]

Hi everyone!
I know this is probably been done but I thought I'd fight off the Thursday night boredom by starting a new one.

So I was wondering which celebrities irritated you for no real reason, or for an actual reason. Mine are Piers Morgan, for obvious reasons. Lily Allen, although I quite like her music her attention seeking drives me crazy and I did have a third but I've forgotten who it was.

Does anyone have any other celebrities they find annoying?

Holly Willoughby....she seems to be in the papers every day.
Lilly Allen...bleating on all the time lately.
Any of the Kardashians..talentless nobodies.
Katie Price..nothing good to be said about her at all.

All of Towie/Geordie Shore etc
Geri Haliwell
Greg egghead off of Masterchef
Jamie fucking Oliver
Robbie Williams
Jack Whitehall
All the Harry Potter kids

Robbie Williams prat and his equally irritating, famous for what exactly wife.
Keith Lemon
Davina McCall
Carol Vorderman
Philip Schofield
Andrea McClean
Lorraine Kelly - just shut the fuck up, you have the interviewing technique of particularly unintelligent gnat.
There are loads more.

Stephen Fry...mouth like a sewer
Jonathan Ross...talentless
Lorraine Kelly...giggling but two faced
Kaye Adams...following a loose woman segment that I have never ever forgotten. She kids herself.
Alison Hammond...fake jollity
Gino D'Acampo...loves himself
Chizzy Akudolu...ditto

I have to switch off when any of the above are on. And Peter Andre is pretty annoying too.

I can't believe no one has mentioned Fern Cotton. She's just so cool and fucking smug.

Definitely Caroline Flack and Amanda Holden

Peter Andre and Saint Emily

I cannot stand Brian McFadden!

And for some reason, Amy Adams annoys me. I find her so boring.

Kirstie 'opinionated' Allsopp. Fucking loathe her and DH seems to fancy her! Well, either her or Phil because he's got some sort of obsession with "Location location"

Becky Vardy

Piers Morgan- attention seeking, brown nosing ass
Amanda Holden- no explanation required
Thandie Newton - the final straw when she referred to God as ‘she ‘ at THe Emmy’s all in an attempt to look ‘right on’
Philip Scolfied- no explanation required

Schofield

I try not to dislike people I've never met, however I am allegic to Keira Knightley.

Caffeine-I forgot Brian McFadden aka sperm donor

Alexa Chung
Sadie Frost
Meg Mathews

and all that coat-tail-riding, Emperor's new clothes lot. how many coke-faced muses did McQueen have?

Nish Kumar - not funny
Owen Jones - Lefty prick
Idris Elba - Actor, in his dreams

Oh yes, Geri Halliwell. Why has she started talking like a Sloane when everyone knows she is not one?

I bet her adoring husband is already shagging his secretary, or the au pair. He's one of those men who goes off women once they've had kids.

Rowan Atkinson - bellend in real life, takes himself very very seriously. I find myself growling at the TV if he's on, but I love Blackadder in spite of him.

Jack Monroe - determined to win first prize in all events of the Oppression Olympics and a massive attention seeker.

Not really a celeb, but Rahul from GBBO. He's so drippy and disingenuous with his constant apologies and bumbling.

Pip Schofield- he is just so bloody smug. I do not even watch anything he is in and I am at work when TM is on but he seems to have such a high opinion of himself and I am not quite sure why. I may have missed his contribution to serious broadcasting.

Most reality stars. I do not watch TOWIE so probably do not get it. Gemma Collins, why is she everywhere? And why so bloody orange.

All the worthy A listers. Bono and Sting obviously flying around the world in their private jets to combat poverty, injustice and climate change. Also Helen Mirren, Angelina Jolie, Emma Watson (who seems so bloody joyless) and several more who are constantly on their soap box. Maybe it is unfair but I am much more inspired by the thousands of men and woman who have every day jobs and after working a full week also spend their time helping at cubs, football teams, food banks and local charities etc.

Finally I have always been irrationally pissed off by Kylie Minogue and her now plastic face. The whiney voice and humourless, earnest personality. She is just so bland and I swear she is a machine. Her country phase which keeps being played on the radio is driving me mad! Done pop, tried edgey, a bit of disco. Career by numbers.

Amanda Holden
Kerry Katona
Nadia Essex
Katie Price
Keith Lemon
Sarah Millican

Alex Jones off the One Show ... the most inane presenter on TV

Mel and Sue. I refuse to watch them in anything. I’ve started watching Bake Off now

Sorry forget Cheryl whatever she is called now (and her infantile ex). She will always be a thug in a loo in a crap Guildford nightclub to me.
GerI H- obviously
Amanda Holden - just why? I think she acted in something once and obviously was awful to Les Des. She is also very good at wearing risque dresses and looking frozen. But what actually does she do?
Mylene Klass- again, what does she actually do (accept stage photo shots for the DM)?

Rebecca Addlington

Joanna Lumley: drives me nuts

mum2oneteen Joanna Lumley, you say?
I thought it was just me!
Suddenly I don't feel so alone!

Denise Van Outen