Do you know what is meant by 'she does heehaw?'

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Said this about a particularly lazy colleague today and had my immediate neighbour in tears laughing at it!

I'm Scottish and she's English, she claims never to have heard it before!

And as well as 'plootering' we say 'footering' (I would probably spell it 'futtering'). I'm a tidy person so it drives me crazy ('does my head in', is that a Scottish thing?) when things are in a guddle.

Clarty wee bism.
Doing your party piece when out guising.
Having a piece. Which was a sandwich.
Having your playpiece at playtime at school.
Scoosh-squirt.

Giving someone the glad eye. Is that Scottish?

"she does f* all". I'm Scottish (Fife) and my DH is more Glasgow based. I knew the meaning of it but wouldn't have used it before I met DH. It's a phrase he uses a lot though. Definitely another amazing Scottish phrase (we have so many!) And I'd say it's more commonly used in the west? Could be wrong though about the last part!

Oh yes UnlikelyMary, clarty/clatty, skanking, bogging, manky....

Some cunt- someone/somebody.

Weejee bastard- A person from Glasgow.

How- instead of why.

And is “squint” really Scottish- as in “that picture’s hanging squint”? What on Earth else would you say?

Here in East Anglia it would be ‘on the huh’.

does anyone else hate when their house is in a "red-up"

I’ve not heard red-up? Where is that from?

Has anyone said bowfin’ yet?

"As hard as Henderson's" You will need to have been born in a particular part of Scotland to know that one. One of my favourites.

If I was cheeky, my mum told me I was a "buzzim". If my room was a mess, it was a "mudden". If I was really naughty, my parents told me I'd "get the belt" or I'd be "flayed alive". Reading this back, that is shocking.

Do you not mean bizzum? As in a cheeky wee bizzum.

Besom?

bism for me but it could be from besom. Also think it's midden which was a rubbish heap.

Besom

Think the Hee haw is relaying to this

As for me as a Scot I got laughed at in London for saying I was going out for my messages. Also ginger was fizzy pop and juice was what the English call squash 😂

Relating too even!

And is “squint” really Scottish- as in “that picture’s hanging squint”? What on Earth else would you say?

In the Southern US, we would say it's "cattywampus."

My granny (from the midlands) used to get annoyed with us when she would ask us if “we would like a slice of cake”. We would reply with “I could take a slice of cake”.

I didn't believe about squint either but I've just googled it. Can't add the link for some reason but when it's used as an adjective it's Scottish.

"scunnered"

Love so many of these phrases, a lot of which I use every day without thinking. Bunker is also commonly used in fife instead of saying worktop.

How about, 'ugh that gie me the dry boke' when eating something disgusting?

also rather than just saying squint, I say squinty pie!!

Have we had skew whiff??