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Would you prefer to date Boris Becker or Boris Johnson?

Sorry about the bad grammer!

And the spelling?
Boris Johnson

If I had to? Becker. He's fitter, isn't a politician and he isn't Boris Johnson.

Oh no not another Boris.

I guess Boris Johnson for the talk factor, I'd have to bite the pillow and think of England for anything physical though.

I'm not sure either Boris 'dates' as such.....

One does when he finds a cupboard

He's become a bit of a ghastly charicature of himself now, but ten or fifteen years ago, by all accounts, Boris Johnson was extremely charismatic and pretty sexy (including one very excitable account from my mum's cousin, who was happily married to a perfectly nice Labour MP).

I'd rather chicken dance in my big chewing gum white pants with rubber gloves on my boobs on the bus into town at 8.30am. Was that an option?
Failing that, just shoot me.

@Threewheeler1 can you put rubber gloves on your boobs...?

I feel like mine are defective now

Ooh. What a choice.

I read a book about Boris Johnson, written by a friend of his, and even then he didn’t come out of it looking good.

I think I read that someone said that Boris had stated he hadn’t needed to have a wank for years. Genuine prince...

I would pay to see Three Wheeler do that and consider it money well spent.

I'd rather do Boris The Spider

I must confess, there's no way my middle aged boobs would comply with being inserted into the Marigolds. Bit like the reverse of getting a full bin bag out of the bin.
Ahem, not that I've tried...(my life is a bit boring sometimes, like my bus journeys...)
Bet Boris J would like it though...I could spank him with my be-gloved swingers whilst chastising him for being very naughty etc etc.

(Threewheeler muses over new career as bus busker in DIY gimp suit)

@Threewheeler1 there might be a market based on comments above...

I have a pair of marigolds just 2 metres away from me, I'm feeling strangely experimental about them. Shouldn't imagine it would go well though

Grabs megaphone...
"Step AWAY from the marigolds LanguidLobster...step AWAY from the marigolds..."

What is the plural of Boris? I can't work it out

Boris Karloff - and he's been dead for years