So last night, I had a very, ummm, *romantic* dream about...

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Anthony Bourdain. It was completely brilliant and VERY hot. WTF?

It was one of those dreams with a full, involved plot and everything, complete with illicit sex and even a pregnancy scare. Really top quality dream. My dreams are usually very literal and dull, and I almost never get sexy dreams, so this made a nice change. Who knew my subconscious found him quite that hot? I must be getting old.

I had a dream that Ed Sheeran was my boyfriend and we were driving around all the roads in the city centre of Birmingham and he was besotted with me.

Anthony Bourdain seems much more sensible.

I once had one about Jeremy Kyle

Oh, I did have one about Gordon Strachan once, in which he was wearing a crisp white shirt, and I ended up watching Match of the Day the following two weeks until the crush I had developed passed. Weird.

A crisp white shirt will do it any time. Except possibly on Ed Sheeran, who looks a bit crumpled by nature really. Sorry floral!

I have very vivid dreams, yours sounds great op.

I once dreamed of exciting sex with a senior colleague; we were in a telephone box on top of a roof! He didn't suddenly turn into Superman though.

When I next saw him at work I had a giggle to myself.

I had an affair with Gordon Ramsay in his walk in freezer once.

I had a dream about a man I work for.
Haven't seen him irl yet, dreading it tbh!!

Oh, I've had a couple with Tom Hardy. Sooooo pissed off with myself for waking up. He's very sweet and romantic...and filthy, it turns out (in my head).

That sounds wonderful!

I had one last night about a colleague. Imagine how freaked out I was when he was at my train station this morning (he doesn't live near me). It was like I had conjured him with my dream. Slightly awkward. He is lovely though.

I'm currently pregnant and one of my symptoms has been vivid dreams. I've totally gone off DTD with my DH but over the past few weeks have had very vivid dreams about DTD with John Nettles (midsomer not bergerac) Greg Davies and Jonny Connor from Coronation St all of whom I have zero attraction to and all of whom are significantly older than me . Hormones are a bloody funny thing.

I dreamt I was married to Jason Momoa. It is a dream to be cherished.

Really top quality dream.

I had disappointing sex with Bob Mortimer and he had smelly feet.

Are you pregnant or ovulating?!

I had a dream about Tom Hardy too, but he was a bit chubby and geeky. Still would!

I dreamt I was married to Jason Momoa. It is a dream to be cherished.

That sounds amazing.

Are you pregnant or ovulating?!

No! Fully mirena-d up, but might be ovulating. Not really sure any more since the mirena.

John Nettles

That's amazing!

Pumpastrotter, I would even more with a bit of chub and geeky. Perfect!

I love how theArtfulScreamer clarifies Midsomer not Bergerac as though one would somehow be better than the other .

My most recent was Gregory Fitoussi, most enjoyable .