What do you imagine celebs smell of?

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This is inspired by a thread I can't remember about a celeb whose name I can't remember but someone said they thought he'd smell of beef and something else that I can't remember. This is a normal day in my sieve head.

I think we had some chat years ago about what Peter Andre smells of (tango, Kia ora, brie)

I just imagine that Eamon Holmes smells of Head and Shoulders and warm ham whilst Fame Judi would be a subtle floral with a hint of sandalwood.

I have very little to do with my time.

Dame Judi. Got a new autocorrect and it's shit.

I’ve always though that Kate Middleton would smell of leather

I had Dame Judi down as artisanal gin. She just looks like a gin drinker.

I've just been watching Bake Off...
Paul Hollywood smells of coconut hair gel and starch.
Sandi smells of fabric conditioner and toast
Pru smells of Mr Sheen polish and Clarins Hand cream
Noel smells of WD40 and apples

Oh I can see her as a bit botanical.

So Kate Middleton and leather? Kinky or just new boots?

@BreakfastAtSquiffanys I always imagine Paul to smell of that cheap wet look gel that comes in a tub!

Noel smells of WD40 and apples

He really does. We've started watching Mighty Boosh again, he's mainly trying not to laugh.

Definitely more boots

I used to work a lot with celebrities.
The good ones smell expensive - female proper celebs often favour masculine or woody scents.
The shit ones smell of desperation.

Katie Price.......plastic and desperation

I also would presume that David Attenborough smells of sheets that’s have been dried on a washing line and soap

female proper celebs often favour masculine or woody scents

I like that on a woman. Can't be arsed with cloying stuff.

Don’t they all just smell like massage oil? Maybe with a whiff of Deep Heat added if they do their own stunts, or are over 45?

That’s what I’d smell like if I had their money...!