Amazon suggested this inspired by my recent shopping trends

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crocodile head

I do not have a pond or any need of a floating crocodile head - why would they suggest this? Anyone else had any strange suggestions?

I often search for shoes from a particular brand in my size on eBay. eBay often suggests other shoes in this brand IN A DIFFERENT SIZE to me!

I often search for shoes from a particular brand in my size on eBay. eBay often suggests other shoes in this brand IN A DIFFERENT SIZE to me!

maybe they think you are just being fussy

they have also suggested an anti bark dog collar (don't have a dog) and cat food (don't have any cats)

this is most bizarre!

Not on Amazon, but Facebook ads are clearly targeted, but not well. I constantly have ads for mum's home businesses, entrepreneur mums, women networking. They'd be better off targeting me with ads for software or electronics. Why the fuck they think I'm running an MLM I don't know.

I had wheelchairs on mine once, and one of those poncho things that keeps you dry when in said wheelchair. I was completely baffled.

I only use it for buying books or music!

Amazon have started showing me baby stuff as "recommended for you. " My babies are in their 20s. Facebook on the other hand keeps showing me adverts for incontinence pads.....