Justine from MNHQ has put you on death row for using too many biscuit emojis. So....

[SneakyGremlins]

What would your last meal be?

biscuits obvs

A McDonald's cheeseburger as starter , then my DH's roast, then Nutella cake with kinder bueno ice cream and strawberries for pudding. Coke, a prosecco cocktail and freshly squeezed juice with them as the 'matched wine' pairings!

Something that takes a reeeeeeally long time to cook.

Or a big fry up. Bacon, sausage, black pudding, eggs, fried bread, beans, hash browns, mushrooms, cuppa, bit of parsley on top.

Scotch egg, chips, baked beans with grated cheese on top.

Moules Mariniere with French bread (small portion only).
Sausage, mash and onion gravy.
Trifle made with amaretti biscuits, raspberries, cream and Birds custard (the powder, not the instant sachets) and toasted almonds.

Biscuits are banned

A jar of sun dried tomato paste and some crusty bread, followed by crusty bread, thickly buttered, and raspberry jam. I’m guessing it doesn’t have to be a healthy meal...

Jaffa cakes. Proven in court to be cakes not biscuits.

Tandoori chicken, really spicy lamb chop curry, some biryani, vegetarian samosa, fried chicken, mixed grill and also steak, mashed potatoes and green beans. Then apple crumble and custard for pudding. Drinks: Coke and fizzy fruit punch. Obviously, being extra helpful by nature and to save Justine a job, I'm aiming to die from over eating.

Lemon curdy HCBs obviously sneaky.

Followed by chocolate fudge cake, tiramisu, apple crumble, cherry pie, profiteroles, anything black forest, all washed down with a huuuuuggggggeeee glass of rhubarb cider and a bottle of .

Oooh I love black forest cake.

For my Starter A very well made Cheese and caramlised onion tart with rocket.

Main,a buffet of Greek,Indian and Chinese food,homous,pitta bread,feta,lamb kefte,chicken kebabs,aegan slaw,Chicken and lamb shasklick,saag aloo,mushroom bhajis',mixed pepper pakora's,onion bhaji's,cheese naan and peshawari naan's,mint sauce,pilau rice,chicken and beef in black bean sauce,dry special fried rice,Mongolian crispy lamb,prawn toasts,butterfly fried prawn,prawn crackers and sweet chilli sauce.

Puddings Caramel and pecan cheesecake,Loukoumia,lemon meringue ice cream,Ras malai,cham cham sweet,aamrakhand,Banana fritters.

All washed down with different coffees and tea's,still water and some rum and coke.

Toast. With loads of salty butter.

Baked Camembert with caramelised onions and garlic and baguette for dipping

Slap up steak dinner with bone marrow gravy

Brioche toast with milk chocolate sauce

Scrambled eggs on toast with fruit and a yogurt.

Vegetable fajitas. Vanilla Ice Cream and then a latte.

Death Row, you say?

well then, fuck the food, I'm back on the fags! Marlies full strength, please, none of this 'light' stuff.
. With copious quantities of Veuve Cliquot for lubrication.

My aim will be to spontaneously combust, so hold the fiery furnace

.What a way to go!

toddleoo kinder bueno ice cream?! How did I miss this!?!

@Halfeatentoast - our local ice cream shop makes it, it tastes like kinder bueno and has massive squished bits of bueno bars in, it's amazing. Only discovered it this summer, think next summer I might live on it

toddleoo then I'm moving to where you live!