Words that give you the rage

[Omega16]

Words that I find irrationally irritating

Grab

Bits

literally

Pop

I might literally pop to the shop and grab some bits

What words give you the rage?

Thinking outside the box
Singing from the same hymn sheet
basically
little man
and I turned round and said and she turned round and said
biccies
sentences that end on a HIGH
drinkypoos
Xmas
Hub/hubby
You alright? shop assistant favourite
and so many more

Boob. In particular, when it is used as a verb. “Boobed him to sleep” makes me think that you battered him over the head with your boob till he fell asleep.

Yum, especially when people say 'I had beans oh toast for tea. Yum'. Annoys me every time.

'You alright?' ughhhh

When something has the "wow factor"

and I turned around and said and she turned around and said Yes this! What is all this turning around anyway? Are people having conversations back to back?

Impacted.

In-store

"chick" for woman! Boak...

Nip it in the bud.

Every time someone is advising an OP to get their OH to stop something. Even when it has been going on for 20 years, when the whole point of the annoying phrase is to stop something before it starts. 'oh, you have to nip it in the bud'. It's fully blossomed, produced fruit and grown a whole orchard. It's too late to 'nip it in the bud'.

There was a thread earlier this week where 4 posters used it in consecutive posts. Argh!

Hun
Chick
Momma/momma bear
Little man
Tonight's going to get messy!!
Baby dust
Brekki
Cock!

Myself and yourself as in "is it yourself who is the home owner?"
Invite as an abbreviation of invitation. Same with quote used as a noun.
Forward planning
The exact same.
In regards to
Irregardless
I could care less

Many more!!

Sourcing
I have a friend who is always 'sourcing' things for her new house, she bloody shopping isn't she!

Titties
In the same vein, hooters
Anything that suggests they're just toys for other people not things that if you touch them the wrong way, I will want to hit you and if you touch them when I don't want you to, that constitutes assault.

Bubba or bubs. Just say baby!

And yes to curates when not applied to museums and galleries. But maybe language just changes over time. Sigh.

Which brings me to incorrect usage of blatant and critique.

Same as lots of you:

Famalam (i really hate that)
Hubster and all its varients
Lil man
Draws instead of drawers
Myself, used incorrectly
Invite instead of invitation.

*variants

Meds
Sanpro
Using birth as a verb
Property (it's a cocking house... Or maybe a flat or whatever)

Meds

One of my favourite ever threads on here was a poster talking about her 'meds'. Turned out those meds were Lemsip or paracetamol or similar because she had a cold. It was super.

Blouse
Panties
Frock
Bae
Brigade
Milieu
Cupped
Fiancé

Party nibbles - I imagine a room full of squirrrel people holding food with both hands and gnawing on it with their incisors.

Gently - tell her gently that you don't want to go pot holing. No, just fucking tell her.

Supper
Rugger
Sainsbos
MIL once talked about going to the shop for “provisions” - made me cringe

At the end of the day
Touch base

Property (it's a cocking house

Defo this

And housing ladder makes my head explode!