Anyone on here psychic and fancy giving me a reading?

[DontPickMe]

Just for fun.

Not sure I've ever believed in that sort of thing but it would be interesting to give it a try

You will go to bed tonight and sleep. You will wake up in the morning and go about your Saturday as usual. At some point someone will get on yer tits. This may be tonight, tomorrow or next week, the tea leaves are not clear on this.

No no no

Tonight, my child, an absinthe fairy will land on your windowsill. You must listen very carefully to their instructions. They will instruct you to get a cat, throw away your loo brush, drink rose's lime cordial and swear in manager's meetings.

Report back.

I suppose I was asking for that!! Haha.

Would be really interested in hearing from someone who genuinely calls themselves a psychic (if there are any on here)?

There have been psychics on here offering readings before.

I am Psychic..

You are lonely and feel you have nobody in the whole world who understands you and will be there for you in times of trouble. You are in debt, keep paying it off. .

Sole that was very accurate! I'd love something more in depth, if you'd consider it? Or by private message.

I am psychic. And can tell you that no, nobody is psychic.

There, sorted.

You were supposed to have plans tonight but they fell through. You’ve been feeling quite despondent recently but something happened last week and you think the tables are turning. Next year will be better, this year has been a turning point for you.

The man you have been admiring from afar has similar interest in you. Its too early to go for it but strike up a friendship. You need to branch out with your social circle, maybe a new hobby? Though it feels that you're low on time to social. Have you considered an online course to broaden your future and meet new people? This will also aid your finances and help you sort out the debt and get on an even path. You need to speak to you mother, or close female mother like relative. Resolve the small conflict. They will help you forge this new you.

insert incredibly vague statements about loved ones/lonliness/meeting someone new here that could apply to literally anyone

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