New DP has been eating grapes

[PussGirl]

by pulling them off the bunch one at a time, randomly, instead of breaking/cutting off a little twig, to keep the bunch nice & neat.

If he didn't have many redeeming qualities like excellence in bed I'd be considering telling him to sling his hook...

I do this

Doesn't everybody do this? I do

LTB!

What's wrong with that? I've always done the same.

What sort of dp are you not peeling them for him?

Ha ha ha ha! Get him some silver grape scissors or LTB pronto.

Argh!

Then again, I do the same thing...

I don't think I'd be raisin it as an issue.

I do that if I'm not intending to save any for later.

Everyone does that Puss I'm afraid he should be the one leaving you and your delicate grape trimming scissors to it.

If he trods on one does it let out a little wine?

If that’s the only raisin you have to wine about him you must have a grape relationship.