Weird local Facebook offerings / things for sale

[ShirleyPhallus]

Must be time for a new thread surely.

Here’s today’s offering from my local group

My local group often does things like that. Saves a lot of wastage!

Oh I love these threads!

Coughing? OMG

3 free yoghurts screams “stranger danger” to me!

“Coughing”

This is hilarious...placemark!! 😁

PMSL at that coughing [grin

This just in

@thatwouldbeanecumenicalmatter he wrote 'sail instead of sale too Hahahaha

6ft 2in coughing for sale... due to wrong diagnosis

I mean even if you have the worst diagnosis imaginable, you don't go out and buy yourself a fucking coffin do you????

no idea what this is but he sold it for £145

creepy ornaments

Yeah, the cough mustn’t have been that bad @Cruchymum

I reckon it was some sort of prank stag do purchase.

I bloody love these threads

We have lots of people selling school shoes stating "plenty of wear left in them" when they're massively scuffed and barely any grip on the soles. Two inches scuffed on the toes but still selling for £5!

Hope they didn’t try to use that coffin as a boat

Guilt Frame anyone?

The coughing for sale guy thought he was going to die because a psychic said so!

www.thesun.co.uk/news/4712988/man-who-bought-his-own-coffin-after-a-fortune-teller-told-him-he-didnt-have-long-left-flogs-it-for-250-and-now-buys-six-more-after-making-a-profit/

I am at the coughing for sale due to wrong diagnosis. Who buys themself a coffin?!

Ha ha, brilliant! Didn’t realise he’d been in the newspapers 😂