Things you cannot just eat one of.

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I just went into the kitchen and found a large bag of pistachios that DH bought.

I thought 'Oh they look nice, I'll have one.'

I reckon I ate about sixty. I have a little shameful mountain of shells to show for it.

Malteasers

Jaffa cakes - I can’t stop until the whole pack has gone
Peanuts- obs
Mince pies- I think I ate my whole body weight in them last year. I was visibly swelling like an alcohol soaked sultana. I was obsessed and felt it was my duty to taste every sort I could find to find ‘ the best ones ‘ ( M&S and Betty’s if anybody is interested). I just love them. I tried to convince myself that each one must be one of my five a day. The scales informed me that I was as mad as a hatter and as fat as Miss Piggy!!

Babybels. Just got home from shopping and 3 of the 6 I've already eaten :(

Jaffa cakes
Peanuts
Wine

Tunnocks tea cakes
Mr Kipling angel slices
French fancies
Tesco finest hand cooked sea salt and balsamic vinegar crisps
Malteasers
Custard creams

Though its an unlikely scenario that I will eat more than one piece of fruit I did discover in a rather long meeting that tangerines segments placed on dark chocolate digestives is a very nice combination

I ate two tangerines that day can’t quite remember how many digestives were needed

Party Rings

Roast spuds.

I have also recently discovered Philadelphia smothered onto those Krisproll things. I need at least eleven.

Cheese and crackers
Kettle chips
Any nuts but especially cashews
Toast and marmite
Onion Bhajis
Samosas

Biscuits !!!! Before I know it half the pack is gone, then I might as well eat the other half 🙈

Black pepper crisps

Crumpets with salted butter and more salt sprinkled on top

Salted peanuts

Dates. I live them but have to move the packet out of arms reach otherwise I eat the lot.

So pleased that some of you think that one of me is not enough!

Chocolate fingers

Rocky bars.
Crisps. I'm going cold turkey right now.

Cherries
Popcorn
Salted cashews
Salted pecan nuts
And 1 cream scone is never enough.

right this one is awful

In Poundland, in the shite food section, they sell these little marshmallow bites, which are coated in chocolate and coconut flakes.

I can't buy them because I eat them ALL in the car on the way home.

Rich Tea fingers
Salt and vinegar chipsticks
Marinated anchovies

Cadbury's white chocolate fingers
Orange matchmakers

Pistachios
Salted cashews
Custard creams

Pringles, chocolates, biscuits, packets of square crisps, kalamata olives, cherry tomatoes with salt.

Caramel digestives
Jaffa cakes
Squashed fly biscuits
Cherries

Walkers Cheese and onion crisps.
Green olives stuffed with pimento or jalapeños.
Toast with marmite. (could never have just one slice,it has to be 4!)

Custard creams - I can polish off a family sized packet without coming up for air....