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Water and Wine Education

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Sparkler · 06/06/2007 19:19

Water and Wine Education

WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if
we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the
year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli bacteria found in faeces, in other
words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo. However,
we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum,
whiskey, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to
go through a distillation process of boiling,
filtering and fermenting.

WATER = POO
WINE = HEALTH

Free yourself of poo, drink WINE!!! It is better
to drink wine and talk shit than to drink water and
be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable
information, I am doing it as a public service.

OP posts:
tigerschick · 06/06/2007 20:19
Grin
Sparkler · 06/06/2007 22:52

bump cos it's funny

OP posts:
Sparkler · 08/06/2007 00:21

well I think it's funny anyway

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kyala · 21/07/2007 14:28

It's funny cos it's truuuuuuue LOL
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MaryBS · 24/07/2007 08:36

LOL! I've just sent that to our vicar, with the title "I think Jesus was on to something..."

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