What does the Queen keep in her handbag??

[DavetheCat2001]

So..the queen always has a handbag with her.

I was just wondering (aloud to OH who was no use at all), what do you think she carries in there?

Mobile phone? - does the Queen have one?? OH thinks she must have, but...really?

Make up/comb etc? - surely she has 'people' to do that for her.

A diary maybe?

What else? I'm thinking about my own bag which has:

purse - does the Queen need to actually pay for anything?
keys - to Windsor castle??
Phone - hmmm..?
Make up - has anyone ever seen her touching up her MU? Or would she really pop to the ladies room to rouge-up?

What else??

There's a button in there, kinda like a car key.. one button tells secret service that she wants to leave, another tells them that shesl feel threatened and a final big red one that tells them that Phil is bing a dick again.. that's the one that's used the most.

Tissues, wet wipes, snacks, flask of rum. Eye drops, hand cream, hair bobble.

Fold up crown.
Hip flask.
Gun.
Cyanide pill.

Lipstick, a hankie and some mints.

Gin. 20 silk cut and a Harley Davidson Zippo.

4 pack of special brew and some tena lady.
Possibly a spare pair of pearls.

Werthers Originals with bits of fluff stuck to them.

Pack of Golden Virginia, Rizlas, assortment of lighters, fresh breath spray, lipstick, tissues, phone for taking selfies of her and Phil to put on social media.

A Tamagochi

Apparently she always carries a crisply folded five pound note in there. I remember having this conversation with someone a while ago who genuinely seemed to know and this is the only thing I can remember them telling me.

Seriously though, I think it's probably a prop so she doesn't have to shake hands or do anything awkward.

But I'd love it to be a hip flask.

A spliff for when she has to deal with the likes of trump or corbyn

The fiver is for church apparently.

www.standard.co.uk/lifestyle/london-life/this-is-everything-that-the-queen-carries-in-her-handbag-a3483006.html?amp

I read somewhere that there is definitely a hanky, but can't remember what else.

Packet of doggy treats.

Hip flask with scotch whisky

Emergency kit of safety pins and knicker elastic

Invisible ear plugs for the boring speeches

Nicely ironed hankies embroidered with ER

This was revealed not so long ago

www.hellomagazine.com/royalty/2016051731472/the-queen-handbag-whats-inside-significance/

A plastic toy gun, which when the trigger is squeezed fires out a little orange flag that says “bang”

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The handbag is to signal to her A de C, on the floor by her feet = all is well, picked up and put on her knee = getting bored, prepare to leave, tucked on her right arm = get me out of here pronto!

Apparently she always carries a crisply folded five pound note in there.

So a picture of herself then? How vain 😁

Hip flask
Racing Post
Dog treats
Phil treats (for it he behaves himself) very old and out of date because he never does

White hanky
Gin
Fountain pen, probably a 007 type that can fire poison darts
Rohypnol
Pack of cards
Tic Tacs

If she's like all the ladies of a similar age in my grandma's nursing home, it'll be a tangerine and a brick sized incontinence pad. Nothing else.

Today’s Racing Post.
A mobile phone with one’s Turf Accountant on speed dial.
Ear plugs, in case one has to attend yet another bloody pop concert. One hates pop concerts.

I think she's been seen to get her reading glasses out of her handbag, when she has to read a speech.

A she wee