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If there were Mumsnet awards... (lighthearted)

25 replies

FuckMyUterus · 30/08/2018 21:12

So, I've noticed there seems to be some lovely friendships on this forum, and also some fairly long standing rivalries, mixed in with some posters who are notorious for a particular type of post/comment/attitude.

Its gotten me thinking... If there were Mumsnet awards, what would the categories be?

I'll kick things off with 'Most pointless post of the year'

OP posts:
Angie169 · 30/08/2018 21:19

What does definitely got to be cheeky fucker of the year award as well.
And a AIBU ? yes you bloody are ! Award

Original poster
FuckMyUterus · 30/08/2018 21:23

Yes, CF of the Year would be a popular category I'd imagine.

I think the other one I was thinking of is 'Least likely to take sensible advice' award.

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Mehaveit · 30/08/2018 21:24

Most missed the point

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FuckMyUterus · 30/08/2018 21:27

mehaveit yes! Never thought of that one!

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Fairyfellowsmasterstroke · 30/08/2018 21:37

Award for "Didn't RTFT"

Mehaveit · 30/08/2018 21:48

Most inappropriate but amusing mispost on the wrong thread

LumpSatAloneInABoggyMarsh · 30/08/2018 21:49

Most in denial award - for those poster that just won't see what 95% of the forum is saying to them

PavlovaFaith · 30/08/2018 21:51

The "Best Parking Diagram" Award

PavlovaFaith · 30/08/2018 21:51

Top 10 Worst MILs

PositivelyPERF · 30/08/2018 21:53

The ‘I got a pet, but realised I can’t be arsed looking after it, so need a good excuse to get rid of it’ award.

SneakyGremlins · 30/08/2018 21:53

"Always needs to be right" award got someone in mind

yawning801 · 30/08/2018 21:53

Most Hilarious Threads
Most Hilarious Accidental Typos
Most Sarcastic Response Thread
Most Bullshitting Thread Grin

PositivelyPERF · 30/08/2018 21:56

How can forget the most important one? 😁

If there were Mumsnet awards... (lighthearted)
tootstastic · 30/08/2018 21:56

Worst drip-feed award blantantly changing the story to try to get people to agree with them award

tootstastic · 30/08/2018 21:57

*blatantly

iklboo · 30/08/2018 22:00

The 'No I'm Not Being Unreasonable, Everyone Else On This Thread Is' award

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FuckMyUterus · 30/08/2018 22:11

What about most amusing spelling mistake?

Reckon we could get mumsnet to agree to the non offensive ones?!

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Original poster
FuckMyUterus · 30/08/2018 22:11

perf that one is brilliant 😂

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Fairyfellowsmasterstroke · 30/08/2018 22:13

And let us not forget the "Resurrecting a Zombie Thread Award"

PawneeParksDept · 30/08/2018 22:13

Most consistently arsey poster

(I've got candidates for that but won't name) Grin

Margaurette · 30/08/2018 22:18

Dullest thread to reach 1000 posts.

(Bet it has something to do with dishwashers)

NotAnotherNoughtiesTune · 31/08/2018 00:30

The I Picked Out An Irrelevant Part of Post and Fixated On It award.

The Grammar Nazi Award.

The Ominous OP That Doesn't Explain a Thing Award

The Most Fucking Sweary Fucker Award

The OP Who Can't Give Basic Details As It's Too Outing Award

PavlovaFaith · 31/08/2018 15:36

The Most Uses for Zoflora Award

picklemepopcorn · 31/08/2018 15:45

The most outing hobby award.

Angie169 · 31/08/2018 18:39

The most ' My DCs are Darlinnnngs and it was not their fault ' award

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