Embarrassing Highlight of the Day

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Mine is when the pharmacy assistant announced loudly "Yes your auppositories are best kept in the fridge"

Yep thanks for that.

Suppositories even. FFS.

I'm prepping for a colonoscopy tomorrow. My worst moment was when the appliance delivery guy asked to use the loo and I agreed only to remember too late that I have my laptop, magazines, wet wipes and a large pot of vasaline sat next to the loo ready for the tsunami that was about to start once he'd left and I'd chugged my laxative. God know what he thought I did in there but I couldn't look him in the eye as he left!

When 5 yo dgs went up to man (ponytail and pink poloshirt) sitting in McDonalds with his 3 grandchildren, looked closely into his face and said loudly and doubtfully "Are you a man?"

You'd have thought a pharmacist would be more discreet!

DD told all her friends in her class that "mummy pretends to be a child on ROBLOX to talk to other children "

No I bloody well dont! Suspect the police will be over shortly!