WTF has bitten me?

[RumbleMum]

On holiday in Northern France. Was sorting washing in the holiday villa's utility room when I felt a sharp pain in my foot and realised it was bleeding quite a bit. I have twin puncture marks (pictured), foot has been a bit numb this evening and is sore right across the front.

I don't think it fits with a false widow and I find it unlikely there was an adder I didn't notice by the washing machine.

So:
a) WTF has bitten me?
b) Should I open another bottle of red to medicate it?
c) Would IBU to burn the villa to its foundations?

a) Sorry no idea
b) yes you should
c) Do it!

What she said ^

You'd think you would have felt a spider (or any other insect) on your foot, but sounds like the most likely option.

The numbness would worry me a little. Probably enough to open that other bottle of red

Just keep an eye on the numbness and check for any swelling/redness. The usual really. If it gets worse then get thee to a doctor. If not, red wine is appropriate medication.

Thank you both ... I'm pleased to report the wine worked and although I have a very sore head my foot is still attached. I'm holding off on the villa-burning exercise because our travel insurance is vague about whether this incidence is covered.