Make up the last text the above user sent you?

[SteveArt]

just for fun , go.

It's in the top left drawer under the toaster.
Steve x

They haven't got any. Would squid be OK?

It was a swallowtail i think

Hi LEM - how you feeling 'down there'? All cleared up now?

You'll need a screwdriver, a plastic bucket, three jif lemons and an inflatable shark. Let me know how you get on! China.

@ScreamingValenta
How's the new STI examiners job going? Still need all the buckets? Moonflower x

china much better tx. Thankyou for letting me kniw you might have passed it on xx

It's under the severed finger.

Not that hole, it won't fit.

🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢😷

SG x

@karmical
Has that rash cleared up yet? Hope you're well
DITJ x

@downinthejunglee

Can you bring me a toilet roll up? I've just used up a full roll in one s(h)itting!! Xx

Im sorry but I cant look after your ds from 6am tomorrow.. get a nanny .9amtrain

U r spending way too much. £40 feeds my family for three weeks.

Did you manage to find those sandals I lent you? xoxo MHC

If you're not back within 10 minutes I'm just eating.

It's done. Send the money by 5.

It was a dead squirrel. Under the bonnet.

LEM - soz

Stop nagging. I've been wearing it all day - it hasn't fallen out once.