So so bored...Sat night news

[Rockayeby]

In bed on Saturday night with DP, snoring, 3 month DD snoring in the cot next time me.

I'm awake with nothing to do and I can't sleep. Here are my options:

1.Snack-can't I'm on a diet and there's nothing healthy.

1. Watch TV/Netflix: I've literally watched everything already on maternity leave and tv will probably wake up baby.

3.Read: do not have s the focus or interest in any of the books I have here.

1. Listen to podcast: Same as above.
2. Wank: Did that last night.

I can't believe the boring bastard fell asleep while I was putting the baby down. After strolling through insta for hours on end. So much for an adult conversation.

I want to bitch about my life, which is mostly ok but is very boring right now.

I'm literally itching with boredom.
Mumsnet it is then.

Have another wanker it may help to send you to sleep.

Download a trashy free book.
I read loads of trash when my dc were that young and I had no energy or brain power.

Read celeb gossip. Reddit M.N

@firehousedog You know it bad when you can't even be bothered to do that!!

@iliveinsalemslot Good call, what kind of trashy we talking?!

@storminaTcut ...I could get lost in Reddit!

Mostly paranormal romance. All about sexy seductive vampires and werewolves. It’s a great way to while away those night time sleeess hours...
Search iBooks or kindle.

Sleepless hours

Start you Xmas shopping on amazon!