Things you’ve told your kids to get them to eat...

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The other day I Cooked dd5 an omelette for the first time, she gave the face of (wtf is theirs) when I gave it to her. I explained it was the same as breakfast muffin ( eggs, milk, cheese baked in a muffin tin) that she liked just a flat version. Needless to say the plate came back empty....

When DS was younger I told him parsnips were just long potato’s and filo prawns were pastry filled with special meat. The same with scampi. He won’t at prawns anymore as one time the scampi was too hot and he spat it out and realised it was prawns 😂

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The things you tell kids 🤔

One of mine decided they didn't like lamb. Told them it was porky lamb and they ate it!!

Whenever mine does not want to eat her meal I tell her no tablet, nintendo or tv for a month. She tried calling my bluff once, it only happened once.

I used to tell her about all the starving children in the world, then one day she told me I could send her meal to them.

Well my eldest boy told my youngest an asparagus was Shreks willy, so she refused to touch it (we had just watched Shrek the musical the night before)

"It's sausage."

Everything is sausage.

Salmon was pink chicken when DS was a toddler.