I always thought that repainting the golden acorns on the bridge in Richmond Upon Thames was my fantasy job, but.....

[BertrandRussell]

I have just seen this

I want to be the person that chooses the books!

I wonder what it's like changing the light bulbs on Albert Bridge www.google.com/search?q=albert+bridge+at+night&client=safari&rls=en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiK-5bZs4DdAhXGTMAKHaDwBvEQ_AUICigB&biw=1835&bih=1093?

I think I’d settle for Official Puppy Cuddler, Lewisham.

(Not an actual job, unfortunately - or rather, currently a voluntary post.)

Apparantly, with the book boxes you can specify, or leave it entirel to the librarian, or say something like “Books that take me back to the 1930s”

That’s not allowed, Hummus- they have to be proper jobs.

I've always fancied being a lighthouse keeper. Somewhere south, just me, little room in the lighthouse and a great big bulb to change occasionally. (I'm sure it's all automated these days or they've been replaced but a fella can dream right?)

My dd has promised that when she’s rich she’s going to buy me a lighthouse.

My career goal was to be Chair of the Wine Standards board. But sadly the wine standards board has been disbanded now.