I’ll start.
I’m settling my kids and their window overlooks the road, and I hear my ndn and some fella who’s voice I don’t recognise, the conversation went like this
Sf (strange fella) ‘fuckin... man... don’t trust no cunt’
Ndn ‘what you mean you don’t trust no one??’
Sf ‘everyone’s a fuckin snake’
Ndn ‘everyone yeah? You sure?’
Sf ‘every fucker I ever met is a fuckin snake cunt who can’t be trusted. Why’d you think you don’t see me with nobody’
Ndn ‘cause you’re a miserable fucker? Cause nobody likes you? Cause you use everyone?’
(My ears are pricking up, her voice is getting low and knowing ndn like I do, she’s spoiling for a fight)
Sf ‘see you yeah, why you fuckin being like that?? You’re exactly the same, a snake’
Ndn ‘all comes out now don’t it. I’m a snake but I’m the only fucker stupid enough to help you fill out your forms and look after your kid when you’re off your face. Yeah I’m the cunt!’
Sf ‘you are though. You’re weak. You’re easy. You get used cause you’re desperate. Why’d you think no man will touch you!’
Reader, I closed the window. She’ll catch me later and be moaning about him.