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Long forgotten insults from my youth!

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MarklesMerkin · 19/08/2018 20:04

My brother and I can be quite childish when we're together and the other day during one of our childish moments I called him a 'tool', an insult I haven't used since I was in my teens! It got me thinking about other insults we used back then that we no longer say (or maybe teens still do and I just don't know it because I'm no longer a teen) - I recall 'wank stain' being one particular favourite Grin

Does anyone else have any old favourites they want to share? I think I've forgot most of the ones we used!

OP posts:
Anasnake · 25/08/2018 11:30

Chew a brick !

HazzleMcDazzle · 25/08/2018 12:55

Gommo
Pranny
Benny (I always thought this was after Benny from Crossroads, but not sure now....)

RoryGillmoresEvilTwin · 25/08/2018 14:20

We'd Point at something horrible, could be anything...dog poo, vomit 🤢, basically the worst thing we could find, and say "that's your face that is".
😂

Charley50 · 06/10/2018 11:39

"Keep yer hair on!" (Just about to write it to a pp on another thread, so this thread popped into my mind.)

And "don't get yer knickers in a twist!"

MismatchedStripySocks · 06/10/2018 16:03

Gaylord 😂

Charley50 · 06/10/2018 21:44

@MismatchedStripySocks - 😂😂

AngelSlides · 06/10/2018 21:46

You plant

Time40 · 06/10/2018 21:59

The main ones at my school were spaz, slag, lezzie and pouf ... it was a long time ago.

AnneOfCleavage · 06/10/2018 22:27

We would say "itchy chin" while scratching chin rather than chinny/ chinny reckon but it meant the same.

Pleb
Square
Wally
Douche / douche bag

sweetmuskrose · 06/10/2018 23:21

Berk. Haven’t called anyone that for a long time.

MarshaBradyo · 06/10/2018 23:22

Dag
My favourite

threesenoughthanks · 06/10/2018 23:27

Meffer

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