Long forgotten insults from my youth!

[MarklesMerkin]

My brother and I can be quite childish when we're together and the other day during one of our childish moments I called him a 'tool', an insult I haven't used since I was in my teens! It got me thinking about other insults we used back then that we no longer say (or maybe teens still do and I just don't know it because I'm no longer a teen) - I recall 'wank stain' being one particular favourite

Does anyone else have any old favourites they want to share? I think I've forgot most of the ones we used!

Chinny and chinny reckon were mine and my brothers favourite insults.

Omg I'd forgotten about arsewipe and dweeb 😂

onedayonedaymaybe My cousin used to drive me up the wall with that one!

Also I'm rubber you're glue ... and then something about it bouncing off and sticking back on you?

Just remembered an elderly neighbour called me a scrubber once for popping into her garden to get a ball back - never hear that any more.

Dork

Did anyone else just do the chin stroke for chinney reckon? With that withering look we all thought we'd mastered!

Eejit 🙈

When someone called you a name and you said "I know you are but what am I?"

Wigan! - someone with no pubes due to immaturity

Did anyone else just do the chin stroke for chinney reckon? We used to sometimes just do the chin or we'd say with it 'chin chin' or 'itchy chin' never used chinny reckon or chinny.

always did the chin stroke to my dbrothers, or Jimmy Hill!!!

I still use chinny reckon..

You see that pile of festering dog poo over there? That's you that is.

Newman & Baddiel were popular in my early teenage years!

You see that pile of festering dog poo over there? That's you that is.

Newman & Baddiel were popular in my early teenage years!

Wally

As, in ‘you’re a Wally’

Divy or Div
Spoon
Geek

Ya tube!
Wassock
Tool

Go and boil your head.

I use eegit now, work with Irish people and they usually put feckin before the eegit, but I like it, not as bad as idiot.

@halloumi, omg I did that to my dh a few weeks ago, both pissed ourselves laughing.

Yer maw
Cunny funt
Knob
Cum bucket
Bawheed

@MagicFajita ha! I see what you did there! In the end we would say ya mom but not even mean the other persons mom if that makes sense?!

I laughed the other day having a nose at interviewees for our team when my colleague said 'the one in the middle looks a right spod' took me back..

And people don't really say prat, berk or twit anymore, do they? my mum still uses prat but haven't heard berk or twit for years ... or pillock for that matter. I love the word pillock!