Long forgotten insults from my youth!

[MarklesMerkin]

My brother and I can be quite childish when we're together and the other day during one of our childish moments I called him a 'tool', an insult I haven't used since I was in my teens! It got me thinking about other insults we used back then that we no longer say (or maybe teens still do and I just don't know it because I'm no longer a teen) - I recall 'wank stain' being one particular favourite

Does anyone else have any old favourites they want to share? I think I've forgot most of the ones we used!

Muggy bone head

I’m short and used to get called ‘half pint’, not heard that for years.

Knob jockey.

Ya hoor ye. 'Hoor' being 'whore'. This was directed at both males and females
Tube
Dipstick
Millie (am in NI and was used if a girl was seen as a bit rough - originates from female mill workers)

Did no one else use ‘Dime Bar’? As a generally lighthearted ‘stupid’ insult?
I loved that one

Minger
Durbrain
Form
Dweeb
Remmy - have not heard anyone use that since the mid 90s
I know you are, you said you are so what am I? - acceptable retort to an insult
Big Wow - nice sarcastic reply

My brother still calls me a helmet. Nobody else uses that except him.

Dork not form

We went on holiday to Crete when we were young and did a day trip to the island of Spinalonga, which is where people suffering from leprosy were sent. Our favourite insult after this was 'you spinner'! We still use it now in our fifties!

Div and chinny reckon or Jimmy Hill, yep!
And dil/dilwin (though I think the latter was some made up connection to a boy of that name)

Div
Wazzock
Dillweed
Non PC but retard
Ooooh in your face
Mirrors / what you say is what you are
Don't touch what you can't afford
Talk to the hand (cause the face ain't listening)

Similar to pp 'What you staring at?'
'Dunno, it's not got a label onit'

Do you like hospital food? And when smoking our Bennys, 'You got a match?' 'Yeah my arse, your face'.

Very un pc ones!

Div
Joey
Der brain
Spanner
Bender
Muppet
Space cadet
Loser
Numpty
Gaylord

Also-not insults, but popular sayings
Jimmy Hill/chinny reckon (you’re a liar)
Gutted/suss (ha ha-you deserved that!)
Faynights/Squitsies (ie you can’t get me, I’m
Safe!)
And ummmmmm, I’m gonna tell mum/dad/Miss-you’re gonna get done!

Dicksplash
Pranny
Slapper
Trog
Bumrash

I obviously haven’t grown up as I still use plenty of these!

Don’t be so eggy

Lemon
Whelk
Moose (v ugly person )
Dickhead/knobnash

And between me and my Dsis "you're SUCH a Heather" after the film!

Moose (again another insult called out to me but by boys)

Runty bollox

"Get knotted" was always a favourite of ours.

I suspect HotRocker may be of similar vintage and geographical location to me, as her list is almost identical to what I was planning to post!

Ashamed to say I still use quite a few of the insults mentioned on here. No doubt showing my age to all and sundry.

Goomer.

Up ya bum! (From Wish You Were Here)

Knobhead
Toblerone (said about arrogant people, as in if he were a Toblerone he would eat himself)
Jimmy Hill

We used to say beard-os (for chinny reckon) whilst stroking an imaginary beard and pushing our tongue behind our bottom lip. Must've looked a right state!

Prozzie
Pleb
Plank
Mongrel

Div, Dinny, Is it cause I’m black?

Also this rhyme done with hand movements....

Whatever, double minger, get the picture a duh.