I have the most annoyed DP in the universe (lighthearted!!!)

[Hamandcheesebaguette]

Every. Single. Time I doze off on the sofa DP virtually yells ARE YOU SLEEPING

Well yes I was quite enjoying a nice Sunday afternoon nap actually until you started yelling you irritating selfish baboon.

And I get angry every time he does it and tell him... if I doze off, just leave me to have a wee nap. But no bevause the stupid man has just done it again.

ARGH.

Anyone else's DP do anything equally as irritating?!

That would drive me crazy - so rude!

Urgh my mum does this to my dad! As soon as his eyes close she’ll shout “oh FGS go to bed if you’re tired!” She hates anybody snoozing on the sofa.

It is bloody rude.

I just asked him why he dies it and he said it was because he doesn't want me to not be able to sleep tonight.

Like he's doing me a favour.

Knob.

might be tired and overreacting

My DM did this regularly at all times when I still lived at home. Heaven forbid somebody might be in need of a nap after a late night.

The best one was at midnight the night before my wedding, even though I'd actually managed to get off to sleep early.

Thank God I saw it coming and was wearing ear plugs