Would I be silly to be a mini clubman?

[springmachine]

And not the brand brand new shape that is a giant in comparison but the previous shape (2008- 2014) that has the one rear passenger door?

I have a toddler and we still use a push chair sometimes.

What, like identify as one? I mean... it's niche but if adults can be babies... you do you.

Erm, are you good at doing the brum, brum noises?

@Batfurger

I could be a mini clubman. I'd probably identify as more of a clubwoman, but without the club! 😂

Whoops

It is such an ugly car

I think I might need to start again. This is tainted from the beginning

@greendale17
In some ways I would agree, but for some reason I'm really in love with it

Here the ugly duckling...

Not what you asked but I much prefer the Clubman. I seriously considered one but the boot is just too small. You are paying a lot for style and image but get so much more for your money spec wise on other makes. Can see why you want one though...