Musings from Gran Canaria

[Troels]

We got her last night in the dark lovely apartments we are next to the pool
So far everyone is quite normal We have topless last and her family all nice and polite
Chatty older ladies in a gaggle sending kids who look like the grandchildren to fetch ice creams and nice breastfeeding Mum with her cute as a button bald baby
The only excitement is I just got stung by a bee the bastard got my right index finger I've never moved off a sunbed so fast lm typing left handed with my finger in ice water
The only thing I didn't pack was antihistamines I got the rest of the pharmacy
So off to the hotel shop I doubt they Have anything we'll see

Just got back from GC on monday , was lovely . We stayed at Anfi Emerald on the south of the island .

We're in Melonares hop skip and a jump from the beach

We got sucked into visiting Anfi when we were in GC a few weeks ago. It's lovely, but they didn't tell us it was like timeshare.

Yes if you go you get the hard sell approach

We bought a week from a friend who has timeshare there , didn't have to listen to any sales shit ..just enjoyed the holiday.
Did see some poor sods being given the hard sell.

We got free lunch, drinks and an hours childcare, so it wasn't all bad. What annoyed me was the lies we were told to get us there (it's a free day out, you can use the beach (which is public anyway) and how the government were endorsing the resort).